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1: (The 2nd day on infamy) As we all know by know a great tragedy
has befallen our nation and more directly to our community. My deep felt
sympathies go out to all the families affected by this horror. I would like to
express my gratitude to all our uniformed service workers who daily put their
lives on the line to make our community a safer place. The Ultimate Boorah to
all of you. Since September 11th I have felt quite differently about
a lot of things. I been feeling sad, upset, angry, apprehensive, and generally
not at ease. I have shed tears. Even though I didn’t lose a close family member
my feelings suggest that I have. We have all lost a brother and sister in this
terrorist strike and I want blood. I don’t care how it’s done. I wouldn’t mind
in the least seeing those responsible for attacks hanging in a noose on the arm
of the Statue of Liberty or punished in the Islamic way since they violated a
major tenant of the Quaran. I am not the sort of jingoistic type but it’s a
real pleasure to see the New York community being very patriotic with flags
strewn all over. It’s sort of refreshing to see New Yorkers come together as
one big family and realizing they have neighbors once again. I am glad that I
was born, raised, and continue to live here.
Item 2: (Double Outs) For once I would like to hit the right out with the wrong dart instead of hitting the wrong out with the right dart.
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3: (Mr. Gotham) I think the fabulous Mr. Gotham City is cursing less.
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4: (Mrs. Gotham) I think the fabulous Mrs. Gotham City is cursing more.
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5: Go figure…………………
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6: (Senior Swindle) The team swindle of this season goes to the G-Men+1. The
junior Snipers should be called the G-Men+4. Count them. 4 ex Gold/Platinum
shooters are now on that squad and they are in the Silver division. It was
unfortunate I couldn’t make the Captains meeting prior to this season, I would
have never voted for the Platinum/Gold combo division the way it is now. Since
I couldn’t be there, I am expressing my views on this now and I will have to
deal with it. My objection is that every Gold team that plays a Platinum team
will get an automatic 14 points. Pressure is a part of the game and that has
been eliminated for the Gold teams when they play a platinum team. So for them
it’s like a bye week with all-star points. Egad. There are more reasons for my
objection but you get my drift.
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7: (What’s in a name) As I looked over the divisions, some of this seasons team
names struck me in a laughable way. The Rolando Paulino All-stars! Roflmao! I
hope their players are of legal drinking age.
Fore!
It should read Fore? Wtf……..Wednesday Mornings a Bitch. So true, but for some
us Monday and Friday mornings suck too.
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8: (Junior swindle) How did the conference 3 team champions and league
semi-finalists end up back in conference 3? How did a conference 3 mediocre
team end up in conference 2?
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9: (A Mystery) Does anyone know anyone in the SW Conference? This question is
still pending from last season.
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10: MVP’s of the week are those that hit the winning out in 601 to give their
team a 15-12 victory. Rich Mclean of the Snipers (30), Robert Ludwig of the
Wolfpack (2).Dorothy Zorn of Out to Win (42), and someone from the Jack-offs
who we don’t know cause we didn’t receive their match report yet.
STATS:
As of this writing 4,993 still missing and 380 confirmed dead. We will miss all
of you. God bless you and God bless the U.S.A.. The dart stats are truly
meaningless at this point.